Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017
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A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
by Hugh G.. Rection April 13, 2021
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The extraordinary feat of anthropomorphic drama performed by a perfectly healthy teenager desperate to avoid school.
The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.
The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.
Me: Is Katherine going in today?
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!
by Macnoonan January 30, 2009
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A sex act of either mutual or sole discretion in which a copulating couple of any sexual orientation lock the door to the room in which they participate in intercourse, forbidding a swan from entering the room.
A sex act of either mutual or sole discretion in which a copulating couple of any sexual orientation lock the door to the room in which they participate in intercourse, forbidding a swan from entering the room.
Person A:"What's that bird doing sitting outside that door?"
Person B: "Ah, someone's in the middle of doing the forbidden swan! dirty bastards."
Person B: "Ah, someone's in the middle of doing the forbidden swan! dirty bastards."
by heavenslust September 14, 2009
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Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.
by Fasters April 2, 2020
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“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
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