cecile the slug

Sexually fustrated priest.

I became Cecile the slug!

by Hello8378 April 16, 2015

Oil the slug

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Excuse me while I oil my slug...

by Smythe February 28, 2003

by the slug and the lettuce

adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

by lucy February 24, 2005

slapping the slug

the act of male masterbation

robbie has been slapping the slug all day

by CptUnderpants January 3, 2016

dip the slug

When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina

I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

Salt the slug

To rub one's dick in salt so as not to infect it upon entry into a yeast-infected twat.

Dude, I heard there's a loaf of bread baking in that oven, you gotta salt the slug before you dive in.

by drzeug August 27, 2016

Milking the slug

Working.

Especially: putting in the hours to earn money.

Similar to grafting.

A: "Been out enjoying the sun today mate?"

B: "Nah I've been milking the slug all day"

by jellyberg April 22, 2019