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The Shire

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
by Jack324 January 16, 2009
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The Shire

A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".

Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
by Shire hater March 3, 2008
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the shire

An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..

Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.
I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.
by cookieboy June 13, 2005
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The Shire

1. Area in southern Sydney, where many surfers and sheltered children live.

2. Shit-hole
I got stuck in the shire, it was the worst day of my life.
by con chen June 7, 2004
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Shire

Pharmaceutical company mainly known for their ADHD medication Adderall. The patent for it expires in 2009, so they are pushing Vyvanse to be their new flagship medication.

Also Frodo Baggins' home village.
Lets go to the shire and get some adderall.
by Mafets May 8, 2009
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the shire

a dystopic hole in the ground, ful of ignorance and pathetic culture
i also got stuck in the shire, i feared for my sanity
by Whippy June 8, 2004
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Shiree

a lonely girl that is heartbroken and confused by the mystery of love in a world of dissaray and confusion
Shiree loves Jeremy but Jeremy is a dick head.
by shiniqua November 23, 2003
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