The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019

the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman

lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

the screw

a iconic, new dance move

"jeez did he just hit him with the screw!"

by lil rarch January 10, 2018

screw the rules

something that people with alot of money can do more so if your a celebrity.

"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"

by im better than you. January 7, 2008

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006