The 5 S's

Shit
Stroke
Shave
Shower
Sleep

The perfect man's night time ritual.

Let me hit up the 5 S's before bed

by theChubbs29 January 13, 2009

The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021

The World's Scapegoat

The United States of America. The country that gets blamed for basically everything that goes wrong, just because it's the solo super power.

Person 1 : Dude, global warming is fucking the world up...
Person 2: It's The World's Scapegoats' fault. The USA...

by United States June 13, 2008

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.

It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.

by ManOfTheDay November 15, 2011

The Devil's Sauce

Any alcoholic drink; usually used when talking about binge drinking type behavior.

Penelope drank so much of the devil's sauce she couldn't see straight.

by Justinn Case March 21, 2009

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

by thatdude33 November 3, 2010