The Middle Eastern Queue

The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.

1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

The QUEEF Community

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.

Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!

by Badger girl 317 March 19, 2022

bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.

That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!

by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020

The QUEEEEEEEN

Said typically by Gotham Chess, this is said when sacrificing a queen in chess.

"and he sacrifices, THE QUEEEEEEEN" - Gotham Chess

by .Random Readers. August 27, 2024

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026