Promise is so cute and funny is shit.
by Promiseeee June 18, 2018
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Get the Promisemug. by diZ iZ lANii :-] May 9, 2009
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Get the promisemug. Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies
Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.
Two weeks later -
Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.
Two weeks later -
Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
by !emoXvampire! June 8, 2009
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Get the Promisemug. An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.
by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013
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Get the promisemug. Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.
by Aqurala April 6, 2010
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Get the Promisemug. Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.
by ShannOU November 1, 2010
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Get the Promisemug. Louis Tomlinson from one direction made a promise that 1D would re-unite with the other band members of 1D breaking their hiatus.
The directioners made the hashtag a thing to remind the band (mostly Louis) of his promise
The directioners made the hashtag a thing to remind the band (mostly Louis) of his promise
by Papa_blesssssss February 14, 2019
 Get the #promisemug.
Get the #promisemug.