on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

Friend of the Program

Active homosexual male

I think Bruce might like the new movie "27 Dresses", because, you know, he's a "friend of the program."

by TommieB March 31, 2008

With the program

Cali typically L.A slang that stands for "get with the shits" or also just know to get active w the people around you (clicks, gangs, etc)

"Yo get with the program foo"

"You know it dawg"

by Jackson Alvarado May 10, 2023

bigger than the program

Means you are bigger than the problem or situation that arrives; More important & belligerent belittling the person that feels offended by your actions or thoughts that has occurred during a situation that has caused a problem or friction between both parties.

She/He thought he was bigger than the program and that’s why i left them.

by lovelybri March 8, 2025

The Epsilon Program

The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.

"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."

by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018

The Insight Program

A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!

"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."

"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."

"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."

by Insight Survivor June 20, 2021

The abs program

A program designed to make the peak physical human. The perfection cannot be understated on how magnificent and extraordinary the physical form will be after completing the abs program. Stands for "abrasive body systematic".

Did you hear that Szints guy completed the abs program?

by John Bean VI March 9, 2023