Groom the poodle

the process of masturbating

Im going to go home and groom the poodle

by DannyDew May 17, 2006

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy November 2, 2008

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Drop the Poodle

"Dropping the Poodle" refers to an action in which the owner of a large dog asserts their dominance over the dog in order to get the dog to drop whats in it's mouth. Typically a smaller dog such as a poodle.

Asserting one's dominance will typically involve inserting one or two knuckles of a finger into the dogs rectum.

NO! Bad Dog! Drop The Poodle!

by nOnOreeb February 4, 2010

spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.

She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.

by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021