ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

licking the plate

Going down a woman that's already had intercourse.

So I was licking the plate when his jizz dribbled on my nose.

by Meph August 12, 2017

don’t forget to break the plate

A phrase used to tell someone to not forget to hurt someone

Ayo jimmy don’t forget to break the plate, cause he stole your girl and all.

by Ayo ave June 12, 2018

scrape the plate

Scrape the plate meaning: When performing oral sex on someone and occasionally licking the taint and/or anus to achieve heightened pleasure.

Chris: Yo, I saw you leave La Klave with that fly chick. She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Rich: Yea man, we hit up Mamas, the back to my place, took care of business on that ass.

Chris: So wassup, was the sex good?

Rich: Hell yea, I even scrape the plate on that TING.

by Aliens at la Klave June 2, 2017

Tap the plate

The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.

I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.

by Milky Lickin Bob October 19, 2008

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 9, 2006