tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

tugging the one eyed snake by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004

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Related Words

the one-eyed snake • flogged the one-eyed snake • Patch the one eyed snake • petting the one eyed snake • pettin' the one-eyed snake • stroking the one eyed snake • tugging the one eyed snake • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • charming the one eyed trouser snake • Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

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Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

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