Mouse in the Mustard

A final expression of disgust at severely inappropriate behavior

Casey, you've really put the mouse in the mustard this time.

by MustardMouseStudios April 12, 2009

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

flip the mustard

there are many definitions for flipping the mustard; the most popular being to laugh so hard until you pee. Also, to flip the mustard can mean to grow angry and throw a fit, or conversely to have a startling revelation/epiphany which makes total sense of a previously bewildering topic. In addition, it can mean to literally flip the mustard container on your dinner table.

Did you see that? I think I just saw Jack flip the mustard!

I'm surprised we haven't seen John flip the mustard yet...

Man, David's being quite the @^$*(&# lately... he flips the mustard quite often.

by Bobby D. Awesome June 19, 2011

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

by Kraner October 27, 2005

cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.

She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!

by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010

Cutting the Mustard

To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.

Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.

by udonishaslem October 14, 2014