The Hagen

A mythical STD derived from Germany, A theory that one can contract "The Hagen" after sleeping with a man-whore, The mythical STD is a german slang term that means everywhere, just like a man-whore.

She slept with that man-whore last night and now she has "The Hagen".

by free rider January 4, 2010

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

by the gay kenobi April 24, 2020

have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

i have the high ground

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.

Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"

by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017

have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.

by NAjA November 26, 2013

or the terrorists have won

the best excuse to get what you want.

Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.

by the dez May 23, 2006