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The Gobbler

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When a man's pants ride up and his balls have an outline. A mans version of a camel toe
Hold on while I adjust my pants, I have the Gobbler.
by TakenPseudonym January 18, 2017
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The gobbler

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When giving a blow job, take down the whole shaft. Upon reaching the balls, flick your tongue with a turkey gobble noise
She woke her significant other up on Thanksgiving morning with the gobbler.
by Fishyqueef November 21, 2018
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Choking the Gobbler

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How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
by sheenium February 20, 2009
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Whittling the Gobbler

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Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.
"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"
by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009
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The Cooch Gobbler Combo

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A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
He used the cooch gobbler combo on me last night and it was the best head I have ever received!
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
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The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
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The Nerang Gobbler

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A woman in her Mid 40’s that attempts to suck off drunk men walking home on a Saturday night on Nerang rd Cronulla
“ dude the Nerang gobbler just jumped out of the bushes on my way home and tried to suck me old fella
by Zinger42 February 29, 2020
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