The Glenda Effect

1) Causing a natural disaster in a faraway location by singing or humming
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself

When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.

by soon2besmerin March 13, 2010

The Glendale Motel

The Glendale Motel is an absolute slop hole. It is a homeless shelter in the winter and the shittiest motel in all of America. The Glendale is located in Seaside Heights, NJ. If you stay at there, you will most likely contract several diseases, including but not limited to: pink eye, ringworm, herpes, the spanish flu, gonorrhea, AIDS, anal abscess, heart failure, and sometimes even death.

It is prom weekend. The GL seniors are ready to rage and they set off for the Glendale Motel.
They never return.

THE SICKNESS IS REAL.

by Stephygirl28353 June 4, 2013

the glenda-man

The Glenda-man is when I are penetrating a women in the missionary position you put ur feet on the wall an then run along the wall like Spider-Man does :) an p.s it is important to make sure you're at the right distance from the wall :)

Img my partner done the Glenda-man in me last night is was funny ;)

by Laurenn.louisee June 24, 2016

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.

Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!

by Partyfire July 24, 2024

jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.

by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024

Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)

things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

by Jacoby84 January 9, 2017