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The Creature

Scary as fuck. Featured when you watch a creature feature.
"I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.
The Creature by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024

The creature

Him.
Sophia: "Oh so you just laid on the creature i see?"
The zawg: "Fuck off Sophia"
The creature by cannibalisticfreak December 25, 2024

The Creature aka Smeagol 

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.

Name The Creature 

A horror death metal band from Central NJ.
Jeff: Yo dude did you see Name The Creature last night?

Dillon: Hell yeah they were fucking sick!
Name The Creature by loufrekey January 17, 2011

The Dirty Creature 

To place or shit into some ones hand and then take a pube/body hair and tickle them till they smack them self with their own hand full of poop.
Dude, she was so wasted i gave her the dirty creature in her own bed.
The Dirty Creature by The King922 September 9, 2010

The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.
xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.