The Cohen Pazo

The Cohen Pazo (or mr. Lawyer man) is very fancy and is always wearing a suit and top-hat. He also carries around a briefcase. The Cohen Pazo always uses perfect grammar and punctuation for everything and says “indeed” instead of “yes”

Man: “hello sir.”
The Cohen Pazo: “indeed”

by Toothpaste.io March 22, 2023

ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

The Covenant

The first race of hostiles you will encounter in Halo. Consists of grunts, elites, hunters and jackals.

Killing a group of 2 or more jackals in close combat on legendary and without a plasma weapon is a bitch.

by sux0r October 2, 2003

arc of the covenant

The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.

My favourite part was the instant I released the piss from my vas deferens and it began the arc of the covenant

by Rolfus January 9, 2008

Arc of the Covenant

To produce a bowel movement so extreme in its smell that the next person who enters the bathroom into the room will have their face melted off, a-la Raiders of the Lost Ark when the "Arc of the Covenant" was opened.

"Guys, I had a big steak dinner last night along with some onion soup. Now that I've gone and finished my morning coffee I'm gonna go to the bathroom and open the Arc of the Covenant."

by Alex Flores December 12, 2007

Drop Obama off at the convention

to take a dump.

Man, that Mexican food is going right through me. I need to drop Obama off at the convention!

by Hilrod October 16, 2008

The Covenant

The greatest movie ever created. It features really hot guys doing magical things. You can't go wrong. It's amazing.

Gunther: Hey Jack, I'm going to rent a movie. Got any suggestions?

Jack: Why yes Gunther, I do. The Covenant is an amazing movie. You should rent it....or better yet....buy it!

by Jam91 May 18, 2009