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Brown Trout

A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.
vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"
by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009
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brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush
brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you
by t045t May 18, 2011
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Brown Trout

A sexual act where a female lays on her back then rolls in a slow backwards summersault past the upright position then shits on her own vagina
Dude jane totally did a brown trout last night
by ARLG April 14, 2010
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Brown trout

similar to the blumpkin but opposite. a guy eats out a girl while the girl is taking a dump.
Phil just gave veronica a killer brown trout.
by Badass123432344 February 22, 2011
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Potomac brown trout

a reference to the presence of raw sewage in much of the Potomac River.
Washing our dishes in the river on that camp out wasn't a good idea. With all those Potomac brown trout, we could end up getting hepatitis!
by Ann Tetum December 3, 2010
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boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004
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finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.
Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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