Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

by Gommash November 30, 2006

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

by JV Biff July 19, 2010

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004