The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

macking the biddies

when said guy/ girl is trying to bag the opposite sex. they wanna tap that ass.

It works for both girls AND boys!

Ivanna: "Julie how are your men?"
Danielle: "oh shes been macking the biddies!"
Julie: "yeah i've been tapping them biddies, all day errry day BREH, BREH!"

by davanlie November 5, 2010

The Biden

In the middle of an international and humanitarian crisis, you simply walk away and take no questions, because you have dementia are you are terrified of being exposed as a fraud.

Joe just executed The Biden, by turning on his heel and walking away.

by Problematic AF August 23, 2021

The Biden

When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.

I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden

Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.

by Fehtal March 6, 2021

Doing the biden

Sniffing/ touching girls of the younger age.

Doing the Biden can get you locked in prison.

by RumbvSail November 24, 2020

All the biddies say Hey!

To be said whenever an attractive female passes by. Usually shouted when driving by a hot girl.

Guy 1: Welcome to the wet t-shirt contest

Guy 2: All the biddies say hey!

by CaptCrow April 30, 2009