wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

by Mike Dog March 8, 2006

wild turkey

A white cowboy rapper from the "Rowdy South" aka Arkansas who's last album went big in Germany and Europe.

From da rodeo to da barrio gots to bang dat MC Wild Turkey rowdy rowdy loco-stylez!

by $$$ September 22, 2003

wild turkey

A cheap-ass brand of whiskey.

-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 12, 2014

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 12, 2014

Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 2, 2011