waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005

Manhattan Waffle Stomper

When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick

Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?

Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up

by Chester Benner April 10, 2021

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.

The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

by wafflestompers June 24, 2025

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025