Traffic Jam

When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.

Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?

Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.

Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.

by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014

Traffic Jam

A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night

by T-JAM August 5, 2009

Traffic Jam

Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)

Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

Traffic Jam

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.

Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"

by shagondragon July 12, 2013

traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.

We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.

by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011

Traffic Jam

The act of fingering or finger jamming a girl while she is driving.

My girlfriend agreed to drive me to work, but only if I gave her a traffic jam on the way there.

by Kyle156 April 28, 2008