slap-chopped

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

by Kari206 January 19, 2010

Slap Chop

Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!

A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.

A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.

A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.

by Odeon_Cobra September 11, 2011

Slap Chop

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

by Pi Nihn and Vih February 5, 2009

Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

Slap Chop

To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.

"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"

by Cock.Juice April 28, 2009

slap your chops

It's receiving are slapping somebody in the face

If you don't take out that trash I'll slap your chops

by Master of trades slave to no July 15, 2022