Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

There’s movement at the station

Very old Aussie slang, taken from banjo Patterson’s “man from snowy river”.

“There was movement at the station for the word had got about”

Can have two meanings:
No. 1: Something is going on

No.2: You need to poo...now

Are there any dunnys near here cause there’s movement at the station.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

The Situation

Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.

The Situation is my new god.

by Young Ice Trey April 12, 2010

The Situation

A pathetic human being, seen to be the lowest form of life who seeks recognition of supposed newly invented words and phrases when in fact were stolen from the website urban dictionary.

Carl : "GGL.... i know, im going to claim this word as my own and spread it like the plague". Im such the situation!

by ChinkovButler March 26, 2010

The Situation

The greatest criminal of all time

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me”

by D. Wayne November 10, 2019

Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.

Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.

by A day in the life... October 28, 2010