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The shed

A lawless land deep in the wild of Enniskillen that's hard to find, can normally be only reached after 12AM while slightly intoxicated or high. On occasion sir Gregor himself will make an appearance. Gregs worship of land is often spoiled by crentants of the land who are just there to have a good time. Some say that after 2AM that class A creatures, appear on a rare Saturday night to elevate the night to the next level.
Patrick did you rip the doors off the shed last night?

Patrick did you spill garlic dip in the shed 7 days ago and still have not cleaned it up?
by anonymous April 17, 2021
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Bread in the Shed

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"
by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
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take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.
They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.
by mwfitz August 2, 2014
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Fire in the shed

When the mandem link up and spit some bars by the changing rooms. It is an Aylesbury Grammar School tradition and if you are there to witness it, you shall see some of the best; gay drill, drill about drills we have never done and disstracks. We shall forever remember the sacred track dropped by 3 sexy black guys
Person 1: "I ROLL WID TWO MAN BUT SHE ROLLS WID TWO BRAS"
Person 2: Jheee that's a cold bar you should do fire in the shed bro
by CEO of never capping July 3, 2020
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Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck
by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
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