Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Pull the shades

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

the shakes

Uncontrollable shakes caused by alcohol withdrawal. Getting drunk multiple times a day, every day, for many years is necessary to experience this. They start about 24 hours after your last drink, most notably in the hands and feet, and last for about 3 days unless you have a drink.

I ran out of money Bob, I haven't had a drink all day, I feel the shakes coming!

by Verty- October 22, 2015

Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

by Dasken March 21, 2010

The Shakes

Used to describe the uncontrollable, nervous spasm one suffers after consuming human meat.

The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.

by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018

the shakes

Uncontrollable torso shivers. Usually caused by some disturbing thought, visual, or sound. However, may occasionally be induced at random for what seems to be no reason whatsoever.

"Goddamn, I just got the shakes!"

by Nick Crawford December 9, 2007

The Shakes

After smoking a lot of weed and you get a bad high, your body spasms or shakes uncontrollably. It will go away with time, just don't get as stoned next time.

Dude, we each just smoked a dub on our own. I have the shakes so bad. (Body uncontrollably spazzing.)

by tootsiewootsie_lol September 2, 2011