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the Seaside Ratio

When there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. Often the girl is a skank and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.
"Every bar we went to last night had the Seaside Ratio"
by OMGitsDANxCORE July 17, 2009
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Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.
1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.
by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004
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The seagull

While having sex on the beach quickly stick your penis in the sand then re-insert it into your partner and watch them flap around like a seagull.
I gave Britney the seagull last night shit was funny as hell!
by Pudding pop January 12, 2009
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The Seashell

When in the act of intercourse one pulls their dick out and sticks it in their partner's ear. Once accomplished, the inserter should ask:, "Do you hear that?"
Do you hear that? No? Well you should hear the fuckin ocean, it's the seashell you fuckin deaf whore!
by Peter Billings September 22, 2006
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the seagul

When your having sex at the beach and you pullout real quick stick your dick in the sand and stick it back in then the lady your shagging makes the sound of a seagull
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Man:*pulls dick out of pussy and rolls it in sand sticks it back in the pussy*
Woman: awh awh awh
by Yaboi69lova September 28, 2017
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The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts

The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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The Seagull

During lesbian sex, one lesbian starts to use her face to peck her fellow lesbians clam/oyster (vagina) until it bursts open showing her shiny wet pearl
Hey Jen! It's Riss! Wanna come over, I know you're craving my clam juice! I know how much you love the seagull 😏
by Buttermilkpancake February 29, 2020
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