The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.
Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes
by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004
The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.
Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."
by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004
The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.
This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!
OR
The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
OR
The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009
The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.
As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.
by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2011
Gucci Gang gang, Satchmo Kennedy.
by WhoAteMyHamSandWitch April 15, 2020
After you turn a chick into Satchmo (see Satchmo). She blows the gas back out and lights it on fire!!!
After I turned Shawna into Satchmo, she turned the tables and pulled a Flaming Satchmo on me. Almost got my balls!
by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008