the chickens are coming home to roost

*Looks around at the chickens*


HOLY SHIT! You're right!

*runs the fuck away*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014

Andy The Roast God

He's the type of person to roast you for wearing shoes.

"Oh no not Andy The Roast God I can't let him see me in my shitty clothes he gon roast the shit outta me on my momma"

by Lighting Style Stfu Jayden April 4, 2019

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

hear the rooster

To understand, or grasp a concept. Said when confirming a friend understands, or agrees.

You just need to lay low, you hear the rooster?

by pluto897 November 4, 2009

The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016

Steve The Rooster

Steve is one or more roosters that roost every morning on the live cam feeds watching the war in Gaza. Steve is a legend and a God. We are waiting to see if Steve survives every night of bombing. #STEVE2024

Bro I haven't slept in 4 days making sure Steve the Rooster sings his song ever morning. Steve for president.

by Stevetherooster October 11, 2023