don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008

The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

Raccoon in the Attic

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.

Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009