When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.
Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.
by Meatdick April 19, 2018
Get the Match in the patch mug.A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
Get the Read the patch notes? mug.What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
Get the where's the patch mug.When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
by Meatdick April 21, 2018
Get the match in the patch mug.To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
by JayReynolds November 6, 2007
Get the Patch the one eyed snake mug.The act of a giving oral sex to a woman while she is seated on an elevated surface, especially a bar counter.
NotARageComic: I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that's overrated?!?
Fred Smooth: We call that running through the okra patch!
Fred Smooth: We call that running through the okra patch!
by Not that dude June 11, 2013
Get the Running through the okra patch mug.Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'
by DCD$ November 22, 2010
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