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the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.
Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.
by Toee August 28, 2006
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The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
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the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"
by panda-man June 13, 2006
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Ride the Panda

An action or proposition that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but when put into practice, proves to be epic.
You: Hey, I just saved my friend's life by throwing a stuffed duck in front of a bullet!

Friend: Dude! Way to ride the panda!
by Chellon November 8, 2009
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painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear
Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.
by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
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Røven the Panda

The most famous Panda in Minecraft, he lives in a jungle house with the boys on one of the best seeds ever in the game. He was created by the Minecraft god himself.
Did u know Røven the Panda is a sexoffender?
by abelorten April 13, 2021
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