Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha July 01, 2006

Musketing

A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.

Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.

by alfstewart4lyf November 28, 2021

musketing

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.

I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.

by Bean Bug November 16, 2016

the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 05, 2007

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 09, 2020

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010

musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends

i love my musketeers.

by lindsay June 01, 2003