Middle Finger

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.
I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."
by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011
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Girl A: You're a lesbian right? You're just using Bob as a fake boyfriend, right?

Girl B: (holds up middle finger)
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Gabbie: *puts up the middle finger*
Rafa: what time
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Kid 1: *does middle finger *
Teacher:Fuck you too
Other kids:oooooooo he need some MILK 🥛
The middle finger
Means '' FUCK OFF ''
or''FUCK YOU''
by Big foot November 11, 2017
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thats what one looks like on a computer
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by sundie April 29, 2010
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the longest finger in your hand, when put up singly, it means Fuck You or FUck OFF, a very simple and used gesture tat every1 overuses, yet so fun, get pissed, stick the middle finger, no need for conversation, jus stick it up, and ur done
Girl: "U gave me the middle finger!"
Man: "WEll u want it up, or in ur pussy"
by a|~ J Kutz January 15, 2004
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