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Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

Kermit the Frog 

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
Kermit the Frog by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort 

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.
Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

Kermit the frog 

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
Kermit the frog by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

kermit_the_frog

OMG! Kermit_The_Frog is hella cute

Kermit (the frog) 

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.
Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.
Kermit (the frog) by Contorno August 20, 2023