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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
by Scooterpie April 30, 2005
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The act of a woman performing oral pleasure to man "deepthroat" style, while also being able to place both of his testicles in her mouth, and with enough courage to lick his anus.
"So I heard that Martha gave Dave "The Keeper". I wonder kind of present he got her after?
by Don Solo September 5, 2013
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it is typically just a bin, Keene the bin is gay, large pp, sleepy, and always very tired. Sucks at Chinese, dies in class
by SalmonLing April 19, 2022
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Korgoth The Krab Keeper

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Korgoth.

Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.

Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping

Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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the ppl keeper

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a so called "friend" who ditches u n keeps secrets frum u bout his relationships wit outher chicks
girl:omg freakin josh is a ppl keeper
boy:y, wutd he do?
girl:he said that he would go out with me, n then when i asked him if he was single he said that he has a g/f!
by physco bitch December 22, 2004
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A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!
by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020
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Keeper of the Cheese

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A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"
I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!
by ENO67 March 10, 2009
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