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Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
by Reflex03 February 1, 2023
Get the Welcome to the Internet mug.An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."
Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!
Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!
Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!
Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
by forcryingoutloud August 17, 2006
Get the THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS mug.An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010
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