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the herd

a group of girlfriends at mizzou who actively participate in excessive binge drinking, finessing bottle service, and frequent visits to a local zebra. they are extremely entertaining if approached with the right attitude, but can come across as terrifying to outside observers. when one is spotted, it is guaranteed more are in close proximity as they never do anything by themselves. they are grade A schemers, masters of finesse, and relentless in their pursuits. they also enjoy laying collectively, going for long walks to the bar, and relaxing during monday night bachelor viewing times. if they take too much of an interest or liking to you, be prepared to constantly be harassed in numbers. other places they can be found: the big tree, ellis library, squid roe in cabo san lucas, the rise on 9th, their regularly reserved booth in the attic at myhouse nightclub and sports bar, b12, willies, 24 E stewart road.
"oh no... the herd just walked in"
"the herd is going to the attic tonight"
"herd up"
"hooves up!"
by tyreedesmuke April 26, 2019
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The Herd

A dysfunctional group of people who are always together and are rarely seen apart. They know a good time when they see one.
Yo, here comes The Herd!
Did you see what they did last night?!?!?

That was insane!!
by Lol.com.k12.nj September 22, 2019
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The herd is coming!

Very memed Guts & Blackpowder callout used by the in-game nation United States Of America

the callout is about how the undead reffered as the herd are coming towards the soldier's location
by SomeoneInTheInternet1 February 14, 2025
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Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
by Salty Q August 8, 2009
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Cull the herd

Jacob Seed's ideology. Everyone has their purpose, the strong will fight, the weak will be culled. Only you...
by ONLY YOU June 1, 2018
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Thin the herd

Allowing natural selection to work its course, thus thinning out the population of those that can not survive on their own.
Criminal: 'gimme your f---ing money!!!11'

Victim: (pulls gun out) BANG!!!

The victim has helped thin the herd.
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Cull the herd

A process of artificial selection:

To separate or kill animals with inferior genetics to remove those genetics from the gene pool of a population so that only the animal with desired genetics may live to procreate the next generation which has a superior gene. This process, over time, will make the population have 'better' traits as a whole.

This phrase became famous by the villain of the game Far Cry 5, Jacob Seed, who used this mentality to produce soldiers who may be strong enough to survive the Great Collapse
Jacob Seed: We allow the weak to dictate the powerful and we are shocked to find ourselves adrift. Now, the Collapse is upon us, and this time the lives of the few outweigh the lives of the many. We will cull the herd. We will do what needs to be done.
by SlaveKnight44641 August 10, 2020
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