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gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"
by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008
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Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.
I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.
by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013
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Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.
I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.
by tak7871 July 27, 2019
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gogurt

A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.
Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.
by Source August 7, 2003
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Gogurtting

When a girl puts her mouth on the tip of a dick, and strokes the dick until it cums, similar to getting the yogurt out of a Gogurt.
Guy 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: she was gogurtting me
by a camel August 14, 2015
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Gogurt

is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.
Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!
by Shepdogg1973 June 17, 2009
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GoGurt

is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.
hey Betty give me that GoGurt
by spoliarium2k20 January 25, 2020
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