stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi October 23, 2008

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

SAVE THE GERBILS

It means to save the gerbils from falling victims of gerbil cide which is where the gay mens stick the gerbils up their ass!!!!

Oh no......SAVE THE GERBILS yo!

by ya fart fuckerssss September 18, 2005

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006

the king of evil gerbils

The evilest, kingiest gerbil ever to walk the earth.

Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!

by thekingofevilgerbil January 26, 2005