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The Final Signoff 

When you signoff of AOL Instant Messenger and never sign on again. This usually occurs in the early to mid twenties when people decide that the AIM game has nothing more to offer them
It was late one night... I was drunk and going through my buddy list finding no one that amused me... and I signed off for the final time... Its the final signoff.
The Final Signoff by Lobozzo March 8, 2006

The Final Shot 

The act of when a man pees; as he's finishing up he uses that bit of energy to get the last drops out...but when doing so he misses the water and the urine hits somewhere else.
A: Dude, I'm gonna take a piss.

B: Make sure you aim for the water this time.

A: Nah, it's the last time I used The Final Shot
The Final Shot by HappyAlexR July 12, 2011

dawn of the final day 

“Dawn of the Final Day” is an expression that is commonly used in anticipation of a near future event, in a similar vein to the Imminent Ned advice animal series or its snowclone form “Brace yourselves, (X) is coming.” Stemming from an in-game notification that appears throughout the 2000 Nintendo 64 video game The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, the phrase has been also paired with various imagery of Moon from the same game.
Dawn of the Final Day

- 24 hours remain -

The Final Riot! 

The Final Riot! is the second official live album by Paramore and was released on November 25, 2008 with a bonus DVD containing the full live concert plus behind-the-scenes footage.

The DVD was filmed on August 12, 2008, at the Chicago stop of The Final Riot! tour. It contains a documentary entitled "40 Days of Riot!", showing the band on tour. It is available in a standard and limited deluxe edition, which includes a 36-color-page booklet of the tour, along with another documentary, 40 MORE Days of Riot!

Track Listing
1. "Born for This" – 5:46
2. "That's What You Get" – 3:34
3. "Here We Go Again" – 4:10
4. "Fences" – 3:31
5. "Crushcrushcrush" – 3:15
6. "Let the Flames Begin" – 5:38
7. "When It Rains" – 4:04
8. "My Heart" – 5:31
9. "Decoy" – 3:14
10. "Pressure" – 3:02
11. "For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic" – 4:27
12. "We Are Broken" – 5:25
13. "Emergency" – 5:22
14. "Hallelujah" – 4:57 (contains excerpt from Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah")
15. "Misery Business" – 4:40
Person 1: OMGAAAAAA DID U GET THE FINAL RIOT!?
Person 2: DUHHH!!! HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT IT! xD
The Final Riot! by RIOT!!! January 28, 2009

The Final Countdown Effect 

-noun

The effect that listening to the Europe song "The Final Countdown" has on mundane, boring everyday activities, by making them instantly more exciting and entertaining.
I'm not that good at magic, but The Final Countdown Effect makes me seem more credible as a magician.

Beat the Final Boss 

Quick masturbation session during a break from, or after a marathon of gaming.
I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours yesterday. I got wired from all caffeine, I had to beat the final boss before I could sleep.
Beat the Final Boss by bruno13069 December 23, 2017