Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

by BoomRoasted September 3, 2012

coop coop

A nickname usually for “cooper” or “coper” coop coop means “cooper or coper has a very tiny penis also known as a micropenis”

Coopers nickname is coop coop.

by Tybo August 23, 2019

coop

Cool, but so cool that it is beyond the cliche of cool

oh maaan, i just wrote a song, it's fully coops

by Emma April 5, 2003

Coops

Some sexy cunt that makes all the girls wet whenever they see him, normally wetter than the Pacific Ocean. To go with that he has the biggest dick in Australia

“Hey coops how’s the ladies”

by Ybill May 11, 2021

coops

Copesetic, acceptable, fine, or cool. Often stated in a flippant or nonchalant manner.

"Sorry I shattered your collarbone while we were playing frisbee, Matt."
"It's coops."

by lovedyou52 August 3, 2009

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008

coop

home, or the chill spot.

chillin at the coop waitin to et schwyasted

by dank! July 18, 2009