Chimpanzee

A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.

Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well

by Echo_ December 12, 2018

Chimpanzee

A type of monkey

Chimpanzee he he he

I went to the zoo and saw a chimpanzee! It was so cool!

by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020

chimpanzee

A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.

That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.

by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007

chimpanzee

see Jiten.

Jiten is a chimpanzee.

by Wilma September 12, 2003

chimpanzee

An ugly-ass mother fucker. Someone whose face is extremely janked and actually looks like a monkey.

"Fix your mother fuckin' face nigga, look at these fuckin' chimpanzees, bunch of fuckin monkies"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (Do It Myself-Young Buck)

"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"

Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.

by Sergio Carvidas October 12, 2006

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 03, 2018