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My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser
Yo! My mom is on the browser!
by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018
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The Bowler

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.
Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.
by The Bowler July 24, 2007
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put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole
by Sexydimma January 19, 2015
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The Bowmer's Sock

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !
Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.
by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010
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The Bowler

A fingerings technique where you put your thumb in the pink and your middle and ring finger in the stink making it look like how you hold a bowling ball
My girl wanted me to use The Shocker on her but I suprised her with The Bowler
by pudgy smuddler November 15, 2014
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The Bowler

Like the shocker, but instead you use you use your middle finger and ring finger for the "pink" and your thumb for the "stink." Use the same fingers you would if you were holding a bowling ball!
Im going to take her bowling tonight.
Hey man, give her the the bowler instead of the shocker.
by James Garrett Ward December 28, 2007
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THE BOWKER

When a girl has sex with some one she's embarrassed to admit she did it with
Lauren always pulls THE BOWKER when people ask if she's had sex with that nerdy looking guy
by BANAL LINER March 7, 2010
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