Bowser

An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.

Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."

Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."

by SandtownHustle January 5, 2011

Bowser

When ones foreskin is longer than ones penis

By golly his foreskin (bowser) far extends the length of his bell end

by Fiveskin December 22, 2018

Bowser

A very ugly looking girl.

(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)

"Check out that chick..she's a total Bowser"!

by Andy Sl April 10, 2007

Bowser

a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.

This Guy: Oh, hey, Bowser.

Bowser: ...

That Guy: Don't mind him, he doesn't say much.

by br0seph April 7, 2010

bowser

bowser is a hot sexy dilf from the game super mario

come rail me please

“yooo have you seen bowser from super mario?”
“yeah man he’s so sexy”

by cheesy girl March 12, 2022

Bowser

Noun: Australian slang for a petrol pump.

I can't believe the price of petrol at the bowser.

by Chris Medcraft December 28, 2005

Bowser

While this is indeed the name of the bad dude from mario, this word is commonly used in New Zealand when referring to the object you use to smoke marijuana when having spots. Some merely call this the spotting bottle, we, however, are more inventive.

Hey man, pass the bowser you fiend

by AngeNZ August 11, 2006