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Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
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Three Beets to the Wind Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
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The Birds and The Bees

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019
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The Beetus

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008
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NOT THE BEES

A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"
Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*
by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010
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Straight from the bees

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.
by Louweeemark January 21, 2015
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Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021
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