Birds and The Bees 

When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.

Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.

Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!

Birds and The Bees by It'sCakeAtStake March 19, 2019

the birds and the bees 

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.

1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."

the birds and the bees by Mike Garee October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees 

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

the birds and the bees by Joey October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees 

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

the birds and the bees by Sex Ed. Teacher October 7, 2003

The Birds and The Bees 

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.

EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?

The Birds and The Bees by K- Eazy September 8, 2015

The Birds and The Bees 

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.

1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!

The Birds and The Bees by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020

the birds and the bees 

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.

Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.

the birds and the bees by calandale November 17, 2014