Apache

the official first Sexually Identified Attack Helicopter

look it's apache the attack helicopter

by king of memeskk plop April 19, 2017

Apache

A French-term meaning rent-boy, or an insult for an unpleasant young man, having much the same meaning as Punk. The term was common at least until the first part of the 20th Century (see George Orwell's "Down and Out In Paris and London").

I will never listen to "Apache" by the Shadows in the same way again, after reading Dr Pinch's definition.

by Dr Pinch August 9, 2006

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003

Apache

When a man fastens a strap on dildo on to his arse, and spins in a circle resulting in his sexual partner being cock slapped every 180 degrees.

This can also be done by a woman wearing two strap ons.

Liam: "Yo, I gave Natasha an apache last night."

by Koloktos42 December 8, 2015

the apache

You are about to go down on a chick who is on the rag. Before you dive in you dip your finger in her snatch use ger blood to draw war paint on your face and then you raise one hand in the air and use your other to make a native war call.

Veronica made me go down on her while she was on the rag. So to get psyched I gave her the apache. She was so turned on.

by Jerbear83 June 11, 2006

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.

Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*

by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Apache ass

When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.

" Hey mom I have Apache ass after eating that Indian food yesterday."

by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016