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by Yourrealitycheck101 January 4, 2018
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In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
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An absolute nutter, who has tennis ball sized eyeballs which will explode under extreme stress. Also has a nose like Lord Voldemort and also exhibits cat like features for example to lick ones own ass clean after taking a poop. Will also ask strangers to spin them right round baby right round, because this beat is sick they wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Warning also prone to carrying a whole array of sexually transmitted diseases, such as AIDS and leprosy also severe genital worts
Person A: hey i just saw a thuriga she licked me
Person B: fuck you got AIDs
Person A: how?
Person B: she licks her own ass
Person A: i know that kinda turns me on
Person B: Wtf.... Wait are you Dubow.....Charles Dubow
Person A: how'd ya know
Person B:......... you two are a couple
Person B: fuck you got AIDs
Person A: how?
Person B: she licks her own ass
Person A: i know that kinda turns me on
Person B: Wtf.... Wait are you Dubow.....Charles Dubow
Person A: how'd ya know
Person B:......... you two are a couple
by Dr jekyll April 10, 2012
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