thatching [thatch]

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

by Random November 14, 2003

Thatched

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night

by Dawgy1010 June 19, 2017

on the thatch

Fucking awesome Aussie term for catching the herp

Fuck that... b!tch was on the thatch, so I had to double bag it.

by .oO CBM Oo. Like a Motha Fucka November 29, 2007

thatch

A really hairy twat.

Damn, she's got a thatch!!

by Keeri January 09, 2004

thatched

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

by Rachel Bumbu March 10, 2018

thatched

A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.

You were really classy handling that situation. Way to be thatched.

by Kirby_roo June 14, 2009

Thatch Snatch

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

by Mac Long Dong June 04, 2013